Is it medically safe to keep a Chernobyl clean up medal?

Is it true that weather control devices were used to keep Chernobyl radiation away from Russia?

• And blow it all into Belarus? We all know what contempt everyone has for Belarus, despite it being a proud nation with wonderful hard working people. Is this true?

• Answer:

  Oh my God...how did you find this out. This is a huge conspiracy secret, but I guess I can tell you. In 1949 at a meeting of the Masons, the Freesociety of Freemen Running Things and a group of Davinci code enthusiasts they made a startling discovery. I am certain you have heard of the butterfly effect....a butterflyflapping its wings can start a hurricane...blah blah blah? Well this group discovered something incredible. IF..they were able to get ONE idiot to ask this question in late 2011 it would stop the destruction of the world. So they convinced the North Koreans to invade South Korea...then Vietnam, then on and on. The changing of the weather in Chernobyl was to redirect the winds so that they would actually controlt he thought patterns of the people in Afghanistan and make them fly the aircraft into the WTC...the scary thing is that you have asked, in the proper order, the secret code. The use of Belarus in this sentence is incredible. NOW You have a sacred mission. This is comparable to the guy who had to clean Bilbo's house while he was away...but it HAS to BE DONE!!! You need to strip naked and walk down the street groping every person you meet. ONE of those people will take the message back to (oh that one person is actually an Antarian in human form) Sarlak the magnificient who will then engage the zither mongobigdrive system and we will all be transported to land of jellybeans and beer falls...except you who happen to be in prison for naked groping of strangers...BUT you will be revered my millions.