Hi, can you help me translate this Greek sentences?

Endevide ♫▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ♫ got me........ he's right...... --------------------------------------… this is not actually greek writing..... it's what is called "greeklish"..... that is, greek, expressed in Latin characters....... its used by teenagers, because some Instant Messaging services do not fully support greek characters........ well, here's what they want to say... --------------------------------------… 1. where are you boy ("agorina" is sometimes used by people who have some intimacy, and may mean "handsome one")? you've disappeared...! i've called you so many times......! how is it going? what did you do at last...? have you left from Patra or not yet....? 2. yes, i've been seeing them (your calls), but i've been having some problems with my mobile phone for a while now..... i went to Zakynthos, and then to Asopos... i havent been to Patra for a while... i heard that you found some familiars of me up there....... ---(Patra is a major Greek city...) ---(Zakynthos is a beautiful greek island) ---(Asopos is a picturesque river, and a village near it.... unfortunately, it has started to being contaminated) ---(when Greeks say "up", they're refering to a place Northern than their position)