Hi, can you help me translate these Greek sentences?

Hi, can you help me translate these Greek sentences?

• 1.pfffff...to mayari xwris esena einai mia malakia :SSS 2. 8a sumfwnisw!!!!!!!!!!! :'(((( 3. ti kaneis esu re trelo ??? axxxxx polu mou leipei o malakakos :S 4. ola kala........alla kai emena mou leipei polu o xoui!!!!!!!! 5. ouffff einai megalh apwleia xouuuuuuuuuuuuu :) toulaxiston exoume kapoion diko mas sthn e9nikh mas asfaleia! ligo einai auto!? 6. xaxaxaxaxa oxi ayto to omologw den einai ligo!!!! ;)))) Thank you!!

• Answer:

  1...pf the mayari (misspelled word?) without you is bullshit 2.I will agree .!!!!!! 3.How are you ,crazy-thing?ah....I miss him much,the little-wanker (little malakas actuallly,this time the malakas is used with no meaning to insult) 4.everythink ok...but i miss houi,too 5.oufff.its a big loss....xouououou....at least we have someone we know in our national security, is this not a big deal? 6.No i have to admit that it is somehing big,indeed (as i understood they are talking about someone -maybe he went to the army- and how they miss him)