Hi, can you help me translate these Greek sentences?

Hi, can you help me translate these Greek sentences?

• 1. 3 einai vasika oi fournoi...douleuei kai o theios moy pleon san fournanis....40 xronia konta twra....! oi metoxes soy einai?????ai apo kei re papardela....minarako...xaxaxaxaxaxa :P 2. alitheia re anipsie tou suntaksiouxou pleon fournari....oi metoxes moy einai....kai pane mia xara...... oxi papardeles....pennes maresoun perissotero....sorry kiolas e .... 3.gamw ts ari8mous s..,t paizeis...??? 4. po pooo ti nai ayta ore kathe mera??????? 33.kati kai 09.malakies/......... ti einai????????????????????????????? amannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Thank you!!!!!

• Answer:

  Ignore the person above:1.3 Έναι βασίκα οι φούρνοι=Tris Ine Vasika I furni=3 are basically the baker shops 2.Δουλεύει και ο θείος μου μου πλέον σαν φούρναρις=Thulevi ke o thios mu pleon san furnaris{The ''th'' in the word ''Thulevi'' spell like the ''th''in the word ''They''.But the ''th'' in the word ''thios'' spell like the ''th'' in the word thunder''}=And my uncle works longer as baker 3.40 χρόνια κόντα τώρα=40 hronia koda tora{the ''h'' spell like the ''h'' in the word ''hell''}=40 years near now 4.Οι Μετοχές σου είναι?=I metohes su ine?{the ''h'' in the word ''metohes'' spelled just like the ''h'' of the name ''Hurry''}=Are those your participations? 5.Αϊ από εκεί ρε παπαρδέλα=Ai apo eki re paparthela{the ''th'' in the word ''paparthela'' spelled just like the ''th'' in the word ''there''}=F.U.C.K. you idiot ;P (it's not insulting it is with pure childish way ;P) 6.Μιναράκο=Minarako=Well the word Minarako or ''Minaras'' is in Greek ''Argo'' (like the Greek version of ghetto language),well usually used to say that someone plays a lot with his ''bird''. 7.Αλήθεια ρε ανηψιέ του συνταξιούχου φούρναρη=Alithia re anipsie tu sintaksiuhu furnari{The ''th'' in the word ''Alithia'' spelled exactly like the ''th'' in the word ''thunder''.And the ''h'' in the word ''sintaksiuhu'' spelled just like the ''h'' in the word ''hell''.}=Really you nephew of the pensioner longer baker? 8.Οι μετοχές μου είναι= I metohes mu ine {The ''h'' in the word ''metohes'' spelled like the ''h'' in the word ''heck''}=Those are my participles 9.Και πάνε μια χαρά=Ke pane mia hara{The ''h'' in the word ''hara'' spelled EXACTLY like the ''h'' of the name ''Harry''.}=And they going very fine & just fine or very well 10.Όχι παπαρδέλες=Ohi papartheles{The ''h'' in the word ''ohi'' spelled just like the ''h'' in the word ''hippo''.The ''th'' in the word ''papartheles'' spelled just like the ''th'' in the word ''theme''.}=No papardeles (it means something stupid or not real,like ''You say papartheles'' now) 11.Πένες μα 'ρέσουν (or μου αρέσουν) περισσότερο=Penes ma resun perisotero (or mu aresun)=Penes (Italian spaghetti) fits tome more or I like a lot more Penes 12.Συγνώμη κιόλας ε=Siynomi kiolas e{The ''y'' in the word ''Siynomi'' spelled like the ''y'' in the word ''yell''}=Sorry already eh? or Sorry so e? 13.Γαμώ τους αρίθμούς σου=Wamo tus arithmus su{The ''W'' here spelled like the ''W'' in the word ''Why'' or ''World''.And the ''th'' here spelled like the ''th'' in the word ''thunder''.}=F.u.c.k. your numbers 14.Τον or Την παίζεις=Ton or tin pezis{The word ''z'' here spelled just like the ''z'' in the word ''zero''.}=Are you playing with me or with my nerves? 15.Πω πωωω τι είναι αφτά ορέ κάθε μέρα;;;;;;=Po pooo ti ine afta ore kathe mera{The ''th'' here spelled just like the ''th'' in the word ''theater''}= Oh my gosh,what are all of those things every day?or Oh my god what are those games every day? 16.33 και κάτι 09 μαλακίες=33.ke kati 09 malakies= it's 33 and 09 bullsh1ts 17.Τι είναι;;;;;=Ti ine???=What is it (now)? or What's you want now? & What's you want again? 18.Άμαν=Aman=Aman or Amen