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Why can't Canada make a theme park in Toronto where igloos and Polar Bears are everywhere?

• I think this idea would be very comical. The theme park will deliberately distort Canada to be a place where everybody listens to Anne Murray all day long, live in igloos, all the provinces will be represented by park employees with name tags and they will all know each other. This way it'll be like in the fake Canada, every single Canadian knows every Canadian. Then there will be an exhibit where you WALK from Toronto to Vanouver and the route will be miniaturized to a distance over only 3 kilometers. The Polar Bears will really be black bears painted in white-out to look like Polar Bears. And all the plants in the theme park will be painted brown to look like it's too cold to grow plants. Would this work? The idea is exactly that, to get American tourists to spend money at this park. Likes LOTS of it. American tourists would come to Toronto and pay $50 admission to see this theme park plus concessions.

• Answer:

  Yeah a comical microcosm of how Canada as a whole is perceived by others. Kind of like Disneyworld in the USA. But since the USA is actually run by a cartoon character, the comical aspect is displaced by sad irony.