What are the best attractions in Ontario?

Brantford Ontario Attractions?

• I'm visiting there this weekend. I want to do something fun [it can be indoor or outdoor] what would you recommend for a young couple to do in Brantford ontario?

• Answer:

  Hmm...the best thing for a young couple to do in Brantford is...well...leave. There's a reason that it has ridiculously high teen pregnancy rates...there's not much else to do. There's a decent movie theatre (Galaxy, or Cineplex, or something like that) at the north end of town on King George Road. I quite enjoy the Marble Slab ice cream parlour in the same plaza. Lynden Park Mall isn't terrible, unless you've ever seen a mall in a real city. I'm told that there's a zoo nearby that is reasonably affordable. My first date with my current partner was in Brantford, and much of it consisted of walking around Mohawk Park. Not the nicest park, but not terrible. They have disc golf there, if you're into that. Port Dover is maybe 40 minutes away. It's kind of the off season now, but it's still a nice place. Alternatively, there's Hamilton, if you're into the kinds of things you can do in a real city.