By how and what position do you sleep?

A fantastic question! I sleep upside down, attached from the ceiling like a bat. A sophisticated system of pulleys and ropes lowers me from my slumber at 3:13am every morning. At this time I stand upright on my carpet made of sandpaper, nails, and lemon zest (I have to replace the lemon zest every night as the sting fades quickly, but the nails can remain rusty) and let the blood flow from my head and back into circulation around my body. I do this every night excluding Sunday night, when i attach myself to the corner of the ceiling, bent over in a 45 degree angle. This ensures that my bad back remains bad. It is unfortunate if I have a wet dream at this time, as I sleep naked, and the moist drippings run through my extraordinarily large pubic batch, along my rippling fat folds, and directly into my mouth.

I sleep on top of my pool boy

Standing! Can't risk thOse balls, yOu knOw.

missionary position...

Depends on whose bed Im sleeping. His bed or mine. lol!!!

I sleep on my side usually, hugging a pillow.. or sometimes.. I sleep on my tummy.

either fetal position or on my stomach

ask me if you can't straight kevin!!!!

While sleeping I don't know which position I've done but usually when I woke up I'm in upright position.