Tagalog translation into English?

I need translation help tagalog to english please?

• Hi all, I really need help translating tagalog to english. Thanks for the help :) Below is what needs to be translated: Asus.. uu nga noh! sna kw nLng boss q!! spoiLed aq mLmang.. haha! Uhmm.. geh poh! kakaLkaLin q mnsan.. kso ang dmi nmn Cha-cha eh! kLa q ky Dhiel ung msg eh, mron dn pla xa nung "HELLO", nkapost dn..hihi dmi n ngang naiintriga dun pic mu dun s pro q.. dming pm, cno dw un?? Aw! ang kuLit.. HaLa.. d ata pra skin ung 1st part ng msg.. ky Dhiel pu ata un! hihi.. mali ka.. Ngeon Lng pu aq ngkalkal ah.. La qng mgwa eh! pro ung msgs 4 dat day Lng nmn ung nbsa q.. hihi.. peace uyet! Haha.. grabeh nmn un, c Josh pLa n Kris.. aw!

• Answer:

  It's text language. You owe me for this one; this has given me a headache. Below is the translation: Hmph...yeah I agree! You should be my boss. I'll probably be spoiled..haha! Umm..Okay (po: a term used for respect, here the speaker uses "poh!", which is not the proper way to spell it) I'll look into it some time...but there's too many cha-cha. I thought the message was for Dhiel, she also have that "HELLO". It's also been posted; many have been intrigued by your picture there as they asked many questions. They also PM (private message) "who is that?". Aw! How obnoxious...(no direct translation. "kulit" means like children asking "are we there yet?") Oh no! May be the first part of the message isn't for me; it may be for Dhiel! hihi...you're wrong.. I've only looked into it now. I don't have anything to do, but I've only read the messages for that day. hihi. Peace! Haha ...really (no direct translation), it's Kris's Josh afterall...aw!