Arabic to English translation---does this msn conversation make any sense?

qais says: I have some news, I do not know whether this good news or bad I told my father not to qais says: But I was afraid to tell my mother, because everything happens fast qais says: , If any time Do you qais says: Say something, and my mobile is not working qais says: You can tell my mother that, when up to Canada to meet a young woman qais says: Sotzojha, and yes the way I met a girl ... Pregnant girl qais says: And giving birth soon ... Will give birth on the fourteenth of the month of August

hey dude sup WTF NO WOW hahahaha HOLY $HIT!!!

I said it yesterday, and I'll say it again.... Please please be a man and tell your mom yourself! If you want your mom to accept this, then show her you're a man. Be responsible. Don't ruin your relationship with your mother because you can't face her yourself. You made a mistake, so the best thing you can do is to tell her yourself. (I'm assuming you're muslim and the pregnancy was an accident, since you said yesterday that you 'will' marry her, and you can't marry her when she's pregnant.) I am a mother, and if my son had someone else tell me this kind of news, I'd lose some respect for him and I would think he's very immature and cannot possibly be ready for marriage or a baby. I would be devastated if he couldn't come to me and tell me face to face (or on the phone). I'm sure your mom will be shocked and not happy, but if you tell her yourself, it will be soooo much easier on you in the long run. Maybe after she gets over the shock, she will be accepting of the situation. She will see that her son is mature and has learned from his mistake and is doing what's right to fix his mistake. She will also have an easier time accepting the girl as her daughter if you tell her yourself.

thats what you were asking about to be translated yesterday.. looks like you got the right translation... edit: I think I like hamad's translation better.. hahaha