Where can I buy lifeguard shorts?

Where can I buy the official red lifeguard hoodie in Los Angeles?

• I've been looking for places to buy this red lifeguard hoodie but I just can't find it. It has to be the official licensed red lifeguard hoodie. Does anybody know where I can buy it around Los Angeles? if so, could u specifically tell me where? (I can't try ebay or Amazon since I don't have any credit card)

• Answer:

  Would you go out in public dressed in an 'official' paramedic's uniform? Bear in mind that by doing so, you advertise your 'expertise' to the world, which (depending on local legislation) might actually put a (legal) obligation on you to respond appropriately to a medical emergency (i.e. as a professional paramedic would). Real paramedics do not wear their uniforms when they are off-duty, for precisely this reason -- this way, any aid they choose to offer is administered in their capacity as a 'good samaritan' rather than a 'trained professional'. Similarly, if you are not a trained lifeguard, you should probably not 'pretend' to be one by dressing in the 'official' uniform. You might find yourself in legal hot water if you fail to respond appropriately (i.e. as a professional lifeguard would) to an emergency situation.