What is the correct way to watch a hockey game at home?

1. Grab a beer. 2.E 3.D I'm stil trying to decide who to cheer for. If Carney makes the team I'm cheering for the Hawks. 4.D VCR 5. E I have pizza and beer. 6.C

1. D) Have another beer 2) F) I don't have a phone 3) B) C'mon, it's game #23, we're hosting Anaheim, of course I fight the tiredness to watch Kane and Toews school Getzlaf and Selanne 4. D). Remember my set-up from last week? I don't need to leave the Lay-Z-Boy to tinkle. Tuna set me up with a Lay-Z-Boy which comes with a beer fridge, a microwave, and a ceramic bedpan 5. A) Who eats fajitas during an important event anyway! 6. D) I read it in the papers, I read it on the internet, I call the coach and congratulate him, I come on to Yahoo! Answers and gloat about it......and then I repeat the process hourly (except calling the coach)

1. A, unless I have company, then D and no 'splainin :) 2. E. if it's my mom, forget aboot it. I'm not picking up 3. A 4. C 5. E. I'll just skip it all together. Hockey comes before fajitas 6. A

1) Watch the Pre-Game show. Usually, I'll order pizza for the game. If not, I'll turn up the volume of the pre-game show so I can listen while cooking dinner. 2) Check the caller ID then decide. I know who would be calling about the game and who would be calling to just b.s. about something. 3) Other. I don't think this has ever happened to me, but I would make a pot of coffee during a commercial break. 4) Hold the urge. If I can't, turn up the volume and pee in my bathroom sink... I can see the tv from the mirror. 5) Suck it up and eat them without the toppings. 6) Both A and B. I'm obsessed.

1. Watch the Pre-Game since they don't show alot of anything hockey in AZ 2. B. Find out during the intermission 3. A 4. D. Pee in a cup and watch the interview LOL What? I could be pregnant!! LOL 5. D. Still eat um, I don't like sour cream or most ways guacamole is made, unless it's from Chpolite. 6. D. Watch it on the morning new cast by the news anchor I want to nail. http://www.abc15.com/content/aboutus/bios/story.aspx?content_id=e2f8c1da-8c9e-4516-9405-e06ba1ff6c59

1) You are sitting on the couch and realize that they are showing a 30-minute pre-game program before the puck drops. You decided: A) watch the pre-game show B) change the channel and try to find something more entertaining than commentators making guesses, and player making empty promises of trying their hardest. C) Get dinner going, so that you can eat in the 1st period. D) Other – Explain. ANSWER: Somewhere between B & C. Of course, if all I wanted were promises, I'd watch PCNTV for Pennsylvania Congressional proceedings. 2) The game starts and it is 10 minutes into the first period. This is game 23 of the season, and it is a home game. The phone rings. You decided A) To answer it B) To ignore it – you’ll find out who it is during the 1st intermission C) To ignore it – you’ll find out who it is after the game D) To ignore it- I never answer my phone E) To check caller ID and then decided F) Other – Explain. ANSWER: C. Or, I could record a new greeting prior to the start of the game that goes something like "Hey Goober, this is Bill. I don't want to come to the phone right now. If the Flyers are blowing another 3rd period lead, YOU definitely wouldn't want me to come to the phone. So leave your name and number and I might think about calling you later. If this is Jessica Alba, well, just call me S-T-O-O-P-I-D." 3) It is second period and you are already feeling tired because you were a party animal the night before. Do you A) Resume a comfortable laying down position and hope to not fall asleep B) Fight the tired feeling and sit on the edge of your seat C) Go to bed….there are way too many game in the season to bother D) Other – Explain. ANSWER: D. Since I'm on the wagon, the best answer is from my using days. Very simply, my benders had very little down time. I would still be getting blasted. 4) During second intermission you have to go tinkle. But the color commentator is interviewing your most beloved player. You decided: A) To turn the volume REALLY loud and hope you can hear over your “fountain of urine”. B) Who cares…it is just another interview. C) Hold the urge, and wait until a commercial break D) Other. Explain. ANSWER: B. At my age dear, they all sound the same to me. 5) You are going to have fajitas during the 3rd period. It takes all of the 2nd intermission to wizz and put together you fajitas. You open the refrigerator and realize that your sour cream is VERY expired and you have no guacamole or cheese. What were you thinking?! You: A) Don’t like fajitas anyway, so you find a frozen dinner instead. B) Make a run to the grocery store, and listen to the game on the radio (to and from) C) Decided to eat late, put the warmer on low, and go to the store AFTER the game D) Suck it up and eat them without toppings. E) Other – Explain. ANSWER: E. Call Domino's and order 30 chicken wings. Tell them that if the meal is in my hands within 20 minutes I promise not to shoot the delivery car with a paintball gun. 6) You wake up the morning after the game. You already know your team won. Do you? A) Still read about it in the newspaper – internet B) Listen to Sports radio C) Don’t bother because you saw the entire game first-hand D) Other – Explain ANSWER: A. If my opinion was the only one that I knew of, my ego would go unchallenged. But really, I do pick things up from the observations of the sportswriters.

1) You are sitting on the couch and realize that they are showing a 30-minute pre-game program before the puck drops. You decided: A) watch the pre-game show. I usually watch the pregame show and eat dinner at the same time. I can't eat when the game starts, so I need to get it out of the way. 2) The game starts and it is 10 minutes into the first period. This is game 23 of the season, and it is a home game. The phone rings. You decided E) To check caller ID and then decide - My dad and brother know not to call me during games, so if they appear on the caller ID it's going to be somewhat important and I should pick it up. Then I pick up based on which friend is calling. Hehe. 3) It is second period and you are already feeling tired because you were a party animal the night before. Do you A) Resume a comfortable laying down position and hope to not fall asleep - I always end up falling asleep, but waking up in time for the last few minutes of the third. 4) During second intermission you have to go tinkle. But the color commentator is interviewing your most beloved player. You decided: C) Hold the urge, and wait until a commercial break - Haha, I know it's kind of gross but the interviews aren't that long. 5) You are going to have fajitas during the 3rd period. It takes all of the 2nd intermission to wizz and put together you fajitas. You open the refrigerator and realize that your sour cream is VERY expired and you have no guacamole or cheese. What were you thinking?! You: D) Suck it up and eat them without toppings - If it took me all that time to make them, I'm eating them! 6) You wake up the morning after the game. You already know your team won. Do you? D) Other – I watch all the highlights again

1. Eh, a mix between A & C. I turn on the pregame and see if anyone is cooking food. If they aren't I start cooking while listening to what the guys on tv are saying. 2. B. 3. A, but I know I won't fall asleep. I never fall asleep watching TV. 4. C. 5. D, I'm not big into toppings. BUT if I feel I really need the toppings I'll choose E........tell someone else in the house to run up and buy them. 6. A mix of A and B.

1. D) other. I'd pop a porno in the DVD, and spend the other 25 mins before the game trying to figure out where it landed, and cleaning up.. 2. A) answer it. Why not, I have a cell phone, and it's right there in my pocket. I'm not THAT lazy. Now it were during pre-game, I'd have ignored it.... 3. D) other. I'd pop another beer, and get my second wind, and make it two party nights in a row! 4. D) other. I have a flat screen in my bathroom.... 5. E) other. I'd put away the fajitas for another day, and mix another Jim Beam Black and Coke. 6. B) I always listen to Sportsradio anyways so why break routine?