What exactly is a Toy Bike?

I accidentally spent my dads anniversarry money for my mom on a really sweet bike?

• Dear diary, Earlier today my dad gave me 350 dollars so i could buy a specific ring for my mom for their anniversary. I took the wrong bus and i passed by a new toy r us that i had never seen before, curious as i was, i decided to gander along the sidewalk to toys r us just to check it out. As i walked throught he isles of this beautiful new stor, something amazing caught my attention... It was the shiniest biggest most bad *** bike i had ever seen. it looked like a harley, except it was a bike.. you know those ones that look like a harley, but its a bike. anyways, i stood there looking at it for probably 10 minutes before i was greeted by a kind man named paul who asked if i needed any help. I said yes, i think i am in love..with this bike. he got it down from the shelf carressing it with his buff arms without me ever asking, and before i knew it, i was riding this harley-bike home. when i got around the corner from my house, i realized what i had done, I SPENT THE ANNIVERSARRY MONEY!!!! When i was on my way home, i was poppin wheelies like theres no tomorrow over a gravel alleyway and one of the tires popped, toys r us will not refund my money for the bike. Please help me, i MUST find a way to obtain $350 by the end of today, by the way, can anyone tell me some knock knock jokes, i am doing a school project and am in dire need of some.

• Answer:

  Take a writing class and get some common sense if you want to write a believable story.