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What is the funniest thing that has appeared in the middle of a Cricinfo Commentary?

• This from the NZ-Sri Lanka game: "Pronoy sends us a mighty chuckle: "Cricinfo commentary is often more satisfying than actually watching the match, much in the same way as reading Lord of the Rings is much more fun than watching it. But I am afraid it is mightily bad for the eyes. It makes one see strange things. For instance, the commentary bit for 11.3 looked something like this to me "Malinga to Ryder, no run, fiery yorker, Ryder just about manages to dig it out and he is topless and his balls are on the ground. " As you can see, my deduction is quite well founded. I suggest making the background bright red and the letters royal blue that might help matters a wee bit" What a legend you are pronoy! We will try to see what we can do about the back ground. how about a visit to eye doctor while we are at this?! " And, to compare it to what was actually said: "11.3 Malinga to Ryder, no run, fiery yorker, Ryder just about manages to dig it out and he topples over and falls to the ground " So what is the funniest/weirdest thing you have seen in the middle of a Cricinfo commentary?

• Answer:

  There've been many but unfortunately i dont remember any. last time i laughed at cricinfo was in Nz-Sl match Dan: "Maybe Andy Moles ought to thump all his top order batsmen in the groin before sending them out to bat?" Ouch! 37.1 Thushara to Vettori, 1 run, walks towards the off stump and guides the full delivery down to third man Peter: "Middle order collapse world champions; who would win? NZ, West indies or England? Although NZ do them often I give England the most spectacular collapses. "