Do they keep things like a fire axe on trains?

Why is the lass so god damn annoying!!.....long question.......?

• me and my mum live beside this 47 year old lady who does me head in since i moved here!! me mum was friends untill she did her head in by complaining about having no job and the next day she dosent bother her h*** and the next night shes balling again about the same two things..the job and her ex paddy who left her 20 YEARS AGO!!! shes invited ta weddings and family outings and doesnt bother and then she says shes bored!! next ta come is the NIGHT TIME!!!! i go online with the lads each night and yer one would bang on the wall with the voice off a ninny saying keep down that rackiet or its the boot for you!! oh me bleedin head from that god for sacken music of beethoven and two songs the dilill is dead and quirtings in dublin over and over again and her howling like a wolf on fire and she be actually on the ground in a circle of candils like a morgue whailing like a cow untill 5am!! and mum going ta work with a splittin headache to work and me staggering ta the bus with black rings under me eyes nearly breaking me neck and she planted on her bench puffing fags like a chimney on trains and has the neck ta tell me to get some rest!? ITS HER FAULT!! people reported her but nothings been done!! oh and the hell i had when i was sent from mum to ask her a favour (when they were friends) jaysus ya need a mask going inta her house id be half dead from the suffercatin of smoke!! id walk in and as usuall a black cloud over her head from the somes she had and shed keep staring at me as i say the request and even after shed sit there and stare at me then waddle away mumbling and tell me to behave myself and blablabla!! i never did anything to her so WHY IS SHE SO DARN WIERD AND ANNOYING!!??? NO ONE LIKES HER!! .........

• Answer:

  Tell her as much.... Point out to her all the problems you have outlined in this question... You'll find that often people like this (unless of course if they have mental difficulties) can usually just be sat down (and so long as you stay calm) can be given the boot up the backside they need to change themselves. At the very least it would let her know you don't like her and she might stop bugging you as much lol.