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Funny Sayings Needed!!!!?

• • Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends. • Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember. • Dyslexics have more fnu. • Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit. • Failure is not an option, it’s a lifestyle. • Failure is not falling down; it’s not getting up again. • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. • I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. • If I look confused it’s because I am thinking. • Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember any of it. • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak. • A day without light is like, um… night. • When there is no light, it’s dark. • The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. • If you can’t convince them, confuse them. • If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. • My anger management class pisses me off. • You’re jealous because the voices only talk to me. • Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots follow them. • Don’t follow my footsteps, I walk through walls. • Rehab is for quitters. • You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is, never tried. • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. • I’m not who you think I am pretending to be. • “Somewhere over the rainbow” well, how can there be somewhere over the rainbow when you can’t get to the rainbow? • Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. • Acupuncture is pointless. • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. • I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. • It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. • Constipated people don’t give a crap! • Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog, Dorothy • Guns don’t kill people, but they make it pretty easy. • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. • You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. • There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can not. • Cracks in the sidewalk are only reminders that you are never too strong to fall apart. • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. • I like work. It fascinates me. I stand and look at it for hours. • Someday we will look back at all of this and plow into a parked car. • Accept that some days you are the pigeon and other days you are the statue. • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. • List of things that NEED an answer: Why do physics have to ask for you name. • Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It is the transition that is troublesome. • Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. • If life is a box of chocolates, then death must be a peanut allergy. • There is always light at the end of the tunnel, just pray to God that it is not a train. • Who ever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. • My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. • Depression is merely anger with enthusiasm. • All stressed out and no one to choke. • Experience is what you get when what you attended to happen didn’t happen. • I don’t exaggerate. I just remember big. • Some days it doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. • Preserve wild life… pickle a squirrel! • I think, therefore I am overqualified. • Bombs don’t kill people. Explosions kill people. • Cheer up. The worst is yet to come. • If it weren’t for Thomas Edison we would all be watching television in the dark. • I love deadlines. Especially when they make that whoosh sound as they go by. • There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with high explosives. • Chess is mental torture. • If you think that you are too small to be affective, then you’ve never been in the dark with a mosquito. • Chaos, panic, & disorder- my work here is done. • Too many freaks, not enough circuses. • I am not tense, just terrible, terrible alert. • People will believe anything if you whisper. • I put the “fun” in “dysfunctional”. • Shut up stupid voices, or I will stab you with a Q-Tip. • Is there another name for synonym? • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. • A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking. • If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will you ever know? • I’ll kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. • Doesn’t “expect the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? • Christmas – What other time do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? • It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. • My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely. • ¾ people are sane. So think of three of your friends. Are they are fine, and then you are not. • Just when I got used to yesterday, along came another day. • I had amnesia once…or twice. • What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? • If #2 pencils is the most popular, then why is it #2? • Is it my imagination or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken? • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. • I plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. • Inside of every old person is a young person wondering what happened? • Schizophrenia beats being alone. • All true wisdom is found on t-shirts. • They told me that I was gullible, and I believed them. • Never on any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. • There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. • If you are reading in a bathroom is it considered multitasking? • The easier way always presents itself after the job is done. • When else failed, it’s good to have a little talent for one’s amusement. • The speed of time is one second per second. • If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? • Don’t drink and drive, because you might hit a stop sing and spill your drink. • Strangers have the best candy. • Don’t tell me that the sky is the limit where there are footsteps on the moon. • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? • If at first you don’t succeed, then failure must be your style. • Go take a long walk off a short pier. • You annoy me as much as a wet leaf stuck to my a**. • Fairy Tales- Horror stories for children to get them used to reality. • If you are not apart of the solution, be apart of the problem! • My computer once beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing. • Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. • Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies. • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. • Between two evils, I always pick the one I have never tried before. • I arrive at school late, but I make up for it by leaving early. • I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. • I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. • I never loved a person the way I loved myself. • I am not really a religious person, but if you are up there, SAVE ME SUPERMAN! • It’s not the people in prison that scare me; it’s the people that are not. • “We have been spotted and are getting sucked in by her tractor beam.” • This is like trying to find a fart in a Jacuzzi. • I reject you reality, and substitute my own. • Support the fine arts. Shoot a rapper. • In my opinion, angry people need hugs, or sharp objects. • People tell me that I don’t listen… or something like that. • GO LICK A FROZEN POLE! • If Tylenol, a band-aid, or duct tape can’t fix it, you have a serious problem. • I am going to take over the world. All I need is sporks, napkins, Styrofoam, and bubble wrap. • Plagiarism saves time. • Some call it stalking. I call it love. • My heart has been removed to make room for the sarcasm. • Bull**** make the flowers grow, and that’s beautiful. • Only dead fish go with the flow. • I meant you no harm. But you were standing where I was shooting. • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. • You have to be 100% behind someone in order to stab them in the back. • If the president does it, it is not illegal. • Live everyday like it is your last, crawl in a corner and cry. • She has a lot in common with Hitler, except she has no mustache. • I have more talent in my tiniest fart than you have in your whole body. • Be attached in a detached way. • Who has a tiny brain, big mouth and an opinion that no one cares about? YOU! • His mind is so open that you can hear the wind whistle through it. • Some people cause happiness where ever they go, others when ever they go. • Anything good in life is either illegal, condemned or fattening. • Ambition is the last refuge from the failure. • As I said before, I never repeat myself. • Bugs are Sons of Glitches! • Constant change is here to stay! • Don’t take life so seriously, you won’t get out of it alive. • Everyone hates me because I am paranoid. • Wheaties and Beer: The Breakfast of Champions. • He who laughs last didn’t get it. (HOPE!) • I can resist everything except temptation. • My day is not complete until I’ve terrified a complete stranger. • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment. • Forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me. • A pat in the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt. • Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by the publik edukashun sistum. • Dyslexics of the World....Untie!!! • Aw fudgen nutter bars. • He’s all foam, no beer. • She’s proof that evolution can go in reverse. • I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen. • We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. • You’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. • I am right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%. • Remember my face, my might need an alibi later. • I have not failed. I just found 10,000 ways that do not work. • Never play leap frog with a unicorn. • I fell in love with you the first time I spied on you through your window. • I was about ready to conquer the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. • An answer to that nagging question… I LET THE DOGS OUT! • I’m not smiling at you; I am tying not to laugh. • For all of you that talk about me, thank you for making me the center of your world. • I don’t hate you; I just need someone to take my anger out on. • Reality: An illusion caused from lack of alcohol. • According to my calculation, Escalator + Slinky=Unlimited Fun! • Sugar Booger! • Son of a bean farmer. • Fhat the Wuck!!!!! • If I die, I will kill you. • Forgive your enemies, but do not, I repeat, do not forget their names. • Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! • If you DO succeed at first, try not to look astonished. • When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. • If you don’t like the way I drive, get off of the sidewalk. • I am not littering, I am donating to the Earth. • Only in America do we have drive up ATM’s with brail on them. • Anyone who says, “As easy as stealing candy from a baby”, has never tried it. • We are the people our parents warned us about. • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? • Shooting yourself in the foot is a lot more fun than it sounds. • Give a man a match and he will be warm for a moment, but set him on fire, he will be warm forever. • Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian. • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. • Murderer? Well that is a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician. • Microsoft: “You got questions. We got dancing paperclips.” • When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell him to dribble a football. • If I had shot you sooner, I will out of jail by now. • Wrestling is just ballet with violence. • She is what I call a suicide blond. Dyed by her own hand. • Gravity always gets me down. • I like running with scissors, it makes me feel rebellious. • Death is life’s way of saying you have been fired. • Do not let the sands of life get in your sandwich. • To be, or not to be, those are the perimeters. • Save trees. Eat a beaver. • I put the “stud” in study. • Never stand between the dog and the fire hydrant. • Two wrongs are only the beginning. • Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. • Okay, so… what is the speed of dark? • He is a box of Cracker Jacks without a prize. • This is not a School; this is hell with florescent lighting. • Some say we will look back at this all and laugh nervously and change the subject. • Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. • Glitter never goes away. It is Herpes of craft supplies. • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure. • I am short and ugly enough to succeed on my own. • I think we consider too much luck of the early but bird, but not enough on the bad luck of the early worm. • I get enough exercise pushing my luck. • Give Pizza Chants. • Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. • Every time I look at you I have the fierce desire to be lonesome. • Sometimes you are the windshield and other times you are the bug. • Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. • Televangelists: Pro Wrestlers of religion. • Life is not about hiding during the storm, it is about dancing in the rain. • I wish my mouth had a backspace button. • Stressed spelt backwards is Desserts. Coincidence, I think not! • Some people are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you can not help but watch when it tumbles down the stairs. • Good friends always bail you out of jail; True friends are always right beside you in the jail cell saying “Dude, that was AWESOME!” • There go my people. I must find out where they are going so that I can lead them. • Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery a lot easier to live with. • The man who smiles when something has gone wrong found someone to blame it on. • If at first you do not succeed, redefine success. • No, I do not have a solution, but I deeply admire the problem. • He is a self made man and worships his own maker. • If it does not fit force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. • Never fight with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. • You can go anywhere in life if you look serious. • When you do not know what to do, walk fast and look serious. • I know you are thinking what I am thinking; you should be ashamed of yourself. • Don’t piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies. • People like you are the reason why I need medication. • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. • No sense of being pessimistic. It does not work anyway. • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. • I do what ever my Rice Krispies tell me to do. • Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas. • Today is the last day of part of your life.

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  Well to be perfectly honest, you already got most of the good ones I would have used....priceless. I might add: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway. I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Who was the first person to look at a cow.......and say, "I think that I will squeeze those dangled things and drink whatever comes out!".......... Friends don't let friends date ugly guys or drive junker cars. and last ....but not least... why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed, if he is going to look "up there" anyway??? You have a wonderful day...and thank you