Where can you find Easter speeches?

How did you find out that easter bunny and santa weren't real? this should be interesting(;?

• Well, lets start with me, I found out easter bunny= the adults of the family were hiding all the easter eggs for the easter hunt when i was younger i was playing mummies and daddies and i went to the phone which someone was on the other line talking about where they need to hide more eggs, and i said 'i hear you grandpa! easter bunny isn't real?! D:' santa= well my mum told me when i graduated from elementary school, yes yes i did believe up till then -.- because my parents played a trick on me, they put a red vase on top of a torch and tapped on my window with it, little ol me was to chicken to get up and look what it was, but my cat was hissing and everything at the window it seemed so believbable. but then when i was 13 my mum kind of failed at the whole thing because she put foot prints on the concrete with hair dye.. really mum really ?! and what makes it even worse was they weren't rain deer hoofs they were bird prints.. hahhahaha aw (;

• Answer:

  ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY'RE NOT REAL? MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE :'(