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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?

  • Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ********************************* Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question !!! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. ********************************* Republican's Answer: BANG! ********************************* Texan's Answer: BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! Click ... (The Sounds of Reloading ...) BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! -------- Click !!! Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!!! Were those theWinchester SilverTips or Hollow Points? Son: Why did that dumb SOBbring a knife to a gun fight? Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist! !!!

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    I'm a Republican, and a good shot. Only one is needed.

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lol. I guess I'm a Texan.

Perplexed Bob

Texan in CT body.

Chainsaw

I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could.

Grow up moron. When is the last time that happened? The threat from muslims is SOOOO exaggerated, and I can't believe that anyone is buying it.

Bush is not conservative

Texan all the way!! Was born in Texas, lived here all my life, will die here. Wish all the people that don't think like us native citizens would go back where they came from. Most come here to get rich then go home anyway. They get better treatment from our Government than natural born citizens. So unfair.

JR

Raised as a Texan Republican, now living in No. California - still upholding my roots.

Scenic Point

I ain't no Democrat~~~Jill, Houston, Texas "God Bless America" "God Please Take Care of Our Heros"

Jill ❤'s U.S.A

Actually, the republican's answer would be to have the lobbyist fire the gun for him (The texan answer is very funny)

Experto Credo

I am a Democrat from Texas and my first response would definitely be the Texan answer. You sure do have Texans pegged don't ya!! : ) While I am a Democrat though and I am aware this is a joke, I disagree with the dem description.

Juicy Fruit

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