Britain or Germany, who would win in a war?

britain obviously....

Doesn't matter they have taken us on twice and each time we were unprepared and still kicked their ar-es

Well Britian has been on the winning side for the last 2 World Wars. That might tell you something.

what a pointless question, if my aunt had balls would she be my uncle.

I guess you need to be informed about the german military. Since WWII, the german constitution does not allow the german military to intervene on foreign soil except for humanitarian reasons. The german military forces are also very limited in their arsenal and equipment. Most of all, the germans have no nuclear weapons. Their forces were not very well trained until recently. The two military powerhouses in Europe are the UK and France. Both have nuclear weapons, nuclear submarines and aircraft carriers. Britain probably has the best trained forces (altlhough the french foreign legion and special forces are among the best in the world). France has probably the better and most recent weapons and equipment, especially in missile technology, choppers and tanks. Germany has very limited military power and has no intention to become a military powerhouse like it was in the past. There are already 100 000 american soldiers on german soil and missiles to guarantee some protection.

Didn't we already do this ........for real....twice?

Britain... again.

The Germans still use conscripts, and of the 101,000 German soldiers who are currently on active service in the German Army, approximately 17,000 are conscripts. Additionally, a further 35,000 personnel are reservists of the German Army reserve force. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Army The German Navy is also no match for the Royal Navy and the Luftwaffe has been the subject of massive Defence Cuts by previous German Governments. In fact the Luftwaffe is still operating Phantom Jets, and has had it's order for Eurofighters massively cut back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luftwaffe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Navy Indeed in 2002 over 1/3rd of the German Defence Budget was cut. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1415393/Germany-slashes-defence-spending.html

I would have to say Britain. We have more experience in conflict at the moment and generally have better equipment. However Germany spends a lot of military and is very strong force with decent tanks etc. Britain has a stronger and bigger Navy and better Air Force so they will win the day. Plus Britain had stronger allies, mainly being US, so I think that sorts it really.