Homeschoolers in the Marines?

U.S. Army & Marines?

An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck". Sure enough, two marines walk up. One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!" So the Army guy responds, "Thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they can't read." The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!" The Army guy responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they can't hear." Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside. Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines. The army guy responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights." All in good fun, Have an awesome day and "GO ARMY"!
Answer:

Hey, I may have grown up in an Army family and have 2 brothers that are in the Army, but I am truly convinced that are Marines are an awesome bunch of guys that totally deserve our respect and praise! Besides, who looks finer than a Marine in his full dress blues? :) Proud Mom of a Marine----OOHRAH!

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Oh. I thought the army guy just gave them some Girl Scout cookies and everything was fine. :) Semper Fi.

Otto

That's a good one. I'm an army wife and prior active duty. Yeah...GO ARMY...A ARMY OF ONE!

Neicy

Silly bunny. The Army is for kids. Everyone knows the Marine Corp is WAY better then the gay Army.

Veon

Hooah! LOL gotta love the good ol' Army. I have much respect for The Marines though.

airborne11binfantry

I always like a good interservice joke. Well done. US Army vet

which emblem looks better? the beloved eagle, globe, and anchor or the ugly black eagle?

Beaujock

Its funny because its true

armyman_432

thanks , good one , sure made my day , and i needed it, GO ARMY

jim m

That was funny.

Kenneth W

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