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Does anybody know a speech on Student Council Election?

What are some hilarious things I can say in a high school student council election speech?

  • I'm a pretty funny guy, but I want to make the entire speech like a comedy act. I can probably do it if I can find a way to start off. I'm running for vice president btw.

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    Watch Napoleon Dynamite and watch Pedro's speech.

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get a bunch of political jokes, one liners... like,,, look at your opponent and say, you sir are no john kerry. do it while holding up a toy boat... (swift boat reference) start off by saying I HAVE A DREAM (martin luther reference) then go on to explain your dream is you in a pool with blue turtles or something. Fourscore and seven years ago, none of us here were born, but even then I knew i would win this race. get the current swearing in speech, and say it so you're already sworn in to be president of the USA. bring a puppet. bring 2 puppets. call everyone Bruce, i mean EVERYONE. do the whole thing in a german accent, imitate hitler.. do the whole thing in drag. mmmm thats all i got for now.... oh ya, offer autographs. charge for them, saying the money is to help bail out your opponent from his latest crime spree.

seanachie60

" Act as though you are a teacher, and the real teachers are the students. Lecture the teachers, now students, about the proper way of handling sudents." -from the macarthur dude- thats so NOT funny...sorry . u need to tell jokes that basically only students know- like inside jokes, or make fun of the teachers- but dont let them know ur doing it. be creative, go to jokes.com

Sarah

Act as though you are a teacher, and the real teachers are the students. Lecture the teachers, now students, about the proper way of handling sudents.

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cashdog137

Go to www.DubyaSpeak.com and pick up some mispronounced words from our fearless leader. If you start talking and sounding like Dubya, you'll have them rolling in the aisles - and you'll probably get elected! Good luck.

WildThing

i will make ur wildest dreams come true and stupid things like that

natasha

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