Is Megan Fox multiracial?

Guy dissing megan fox?

• READ WHAT THIS PERSON WROTE:::So you think Megan Fox is so freakin’ pretty, do you? The “next Angeline Jolie,” only with gayer tattoos and less emotional baggage? Well, I hope you’re into carnies and freaks and stumpy nubs instead of digits, because Megan Fox has some seriously ******-up looking thumbs. Maybe there was some kind of soldering accident or maybe a bout with Rubinstein-Taybi syndrome. Whatever the hell it is, it’s hideous. Try maintaining an erection with one of those anomalies up your ***. Damn near impossible, I’d say. And I don’t even have a penis. No, really — I don’t. It’s just a testicle. One testicle. And it’s somewhere in my abdomen so it doesn’t really count. You know, since I don’t really have a scrotum or anything. The doctor just said those were just unusually large labial folds. Yeah. But what about these thumbs, baby? I’ve got the thumbs of an angel! That freak Megan Fox’s got nothin’ on me. whats your thoughts?

• Answer:

  Can't be as awful as Victoria Beckham's feet...ew!!