Should we make Obama our first King?

Why is Barrack Obama King of America now after he got kicked out the Taliban?

As you all know Barrack Obama used to be Queen of the Taliban but now what I don't get is after Gaddafi won the Battle of Hastings and disbanded the Taliban how come Barrack Obama became the King of America? Like first of all, he must of had a sex change because we all seen his fanny in that porn tape with Kim Kardashian he done. But like why is he allowed to become King of America? Is it some plot that Gordon Brown made to make Ireland the rulers of the world once again? Also is Michael Jackson back from the dead? Thanks in advance, love, Jonathan. x
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The sodding corks got stuck in my whisky bottle, God damn it !

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You're right, Jonathan. The distance between telephone poles IS two T-shirts and a candy bar. You're a genius.

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History will Remember you,with Reverance. My Lord Loon.

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I dropped my pen

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