Do you play imaginary musical instruments when you travel?

I used to plat a guitar (badly ),and still pick out tunes,in my mind when Travelling. I don't " do " the actions though. No Air Guitar going on,in the Train.just imaginary enjoyment of the Music in my head,I like really old stuff,Shadows,Duane Eddie,.etc.

Zak was banned from the underground for bringing the whole orchestra with him.

The only imaginary instrument i play when traveling is the tinglebanger. So, was this bloke innocently playing his 'Banjo' or innocently adjusting his dress? I'm confused. The womans ott with the "I've never felt so violated" bit; an exclamation, laugh or nudge of a neighbour would have done the trick.

From the photograph,he seems to either be very itchy or having a tectonic shrug,if he was adjusting his skivvies they must have be starched stiff as a board to cause him to puff,pant and glare at people.A bit odd.I prefer my Nintendo d.s,keeps you occupied and no one can complain,sound turned off.

Not whilst driving - but claiming that scratching myself was playing an instrument is just a tad odd. The pubic harp in public? Not for me.

I often hear an orchestra playing or choir singing above the noise of the engine - weird but enjoyable.

I think it was more a case of a fiddle than a banjo....