Has anyone ever tried a virtual/online school?

Has anyone ever tried to have a record of how long you don't poop?

• My friend and i are kind of weird and we were trying to clog these toilets at a park so we made a promise that we wouldn't poop for 2 weeks and then in 2 weeks we would go to the park after school and pick a stall and try to poop and clog the toilet. We had 5 hours to try until we both had to be home. i ate cheese and drank milk and ate bananas all of the stuff that helps get you constipated and makes your tuds bigger. 2 weeks was up we went to the park after school and we both had to poop so bad. Who wouldn't? We went in different stalls. I won't even tell you all of the details. It took my friend 4 1/2 hours to get one huge turd out plus some little ones it clogged the toilet. it took me the whole 5 hours. i looked at my watch and it was time to go i wasn't going to give up the turd was almost out. I took one last giant push and it was the hugest splash in the world and it hurt like hell. I suggest not to hold your poop in 4 2 long. please tell em your pooping stories. i no im gros

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  When I was deployed to Kuwait, I could not poop for like two and a half weeks and all we had were pot a potty's that were 120 degrees and full of flies, It hurt so bad and I thought I was going to die by the time I was done I even cried. Thank god that's over with. Sorry if that grossed you out.