How to get sick overnight or at all?

How do you get sick overnight? Please help!!!?

• Hey everyone, Look I have a calculus exam tomorrow, which counts for 20% of my final grade and I know nothing. Even if I studied now I still wouldn't be able to solve the exam, so does anybody know a way that I could get sick overnight. Oh and when I say sick I mean really sick NOT fake sick. Fever, migrane, bloody nose...etc. anything that would make a good excuse not to attend the exam. Oh and please don't tell me that I'm crazy or anything of that kind cuz I know what I'm doing.

• Answer:

  I've tried these two methods. If you're REALLY desperate, then stick something down your throat (like your finger) and once it's far back you will throw up, call your mom/dad and tell them you don't feel well, they'll see the puke and believe you. (There's no failure in this method) OR before you go to bed, take a wet cold shower and dry your hair and body VERY LIGHTLY, make sure you have a bit of water so you'll feel cold. Go to bed naked/half naked (I know, disgusting), and you'll be freezing. After that, try to stay up AS LONG AS EFFING POSSIBLE ( try to sleep like less than 5 hours), because once you wake up, you'll look like a complete mess and you'll feel very sick. The coldness will temporarily make you sick as well. (Never failed for me) Something easier is just to find some rotten food and eat it so you'll get food poising and wake up sick. Hope I helped, and good luck missing your test!