How to get sick overnight or at all?

How to get sick overnight?

  • i'm sorta sick right now. i have a very stuffy nose and i keep sneezing but my mom doesn't care about that so i need to get a little more sick. i'm weak right now. i feel like crap. my mom still doesn't buy that and i'm not faking. please help for suggestions to get like a fever or make me feeel like a butt. I REFUSE TO LICK A TOILET.

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    it will probably get worse.. everyone i know is sick.. i was sick for a week last week.. dont lick a toilet. you could jerk off to waste energy lol

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Before bed cough more than normal and say goodnight to your mom and whisper, "God it feels like my throat is closing in." wake up 30 minutes before your mom in the morning, rub your cheeks and eyes until they turn bright pink, hold a heating pad to you head and face, turn it off and hide it before she comes to wake you up and moan, "Mom, I feel like I'm burning up." Don't forget to lick your palms and rub your forehead with spit to look like you have been running a fever.

"I Don't Think So" Kat

It's not that easy but you have to convince her I'll tell u how to make urself pass out so you have to sit down and clutch your knees and sit against a wall kind of hyperventilate take 20-28 deep breaths super fast without a break then stand up and hold your breath in till u black out and when you fall stay away from hurtful objects

Anna.

1.make some oat meal 2.take a large bite BUT DONT SWALLOW 3. walk into the room where your mom is 4.puke it all over the place (maybe a little pit on her leg for extra effect) 5. have fun staying home the next day

Kendrick

Eat a ton of junk and then throw up

Cameron

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