How can I get back my dead brain cells after reading Twilight?

I heard that it is possible to get back brain cells fromm reading Twilight by actively hunting down the vampires in the book. Could be a myth though.

The brain cells and the time spent are both lost forever. Pity. At least you only lose a couple of hours when you watch the movie. What were you thinking?

I know a salutation, buy the edward/jacob/bella barbie dolls, stick jacob in a blender, edward in the microwave and bella in the oven (a slow and painful death) then let it RIP!!!!!!!! ~You should feel much better, and don't forget to parches the twilight saga at your local book store, it's going to be a cold winter so you'll need the burning material (P.S breaking dawn burns faster) (but honestly i don't know if we will ever recover from the stupid twilight saga)

Read Christopher Moore's series; although there is some controversy in the field, this may only be prophylactic.