How to get sick overnight?

OK, there are 3 key components to getting sick. Just be careful because you could end up with something more severe than you planned. 1. Weakening the immune system. You have to get you immune system weak by inducing stress on the body. Staying up late, taking a cold shower, and sleeping with the A/C running on it's highest are all great ways to place stress on you body. Also stay away from any healthy foods or vitamins that may help your body. 2. Getting the germs. You have to come in contact with germs one way or another. If someone has the cold and they cough in your direction, then breathe in deeply and hold the air for 5 seconds to allow the germs to get deep into the lungs. If you can't find anyone who is sick, then you will have to make due with what is around your house. Lick the microphone of your telephone or a doorknob. Also wash your hands less unless it has visible dirt or you have just finished using the bathroom (bathroom germs can actually kill you). If your immune system is weak and you have germs in your body then you are ready for step 3. 3. Wait. You have to wait for the germs to start wreaking havoc in your body. Some take quicker than others. Make sure to keep your body under stress and you will speed up the process. However be careful when you actually become infected. If the sickness is something bad then you should see a doctor. So if you want to get sick overnight, take a cold shower and run the A/C in your room. Then somehow get germs in your body and go into your cold room. Try to stay up as late as you can. Then go to sleep and you should wake up very tired (which adds more stress) and hopefully you will have some beginning signs of a sickness.

lick a toilet

Skippy say the quickest forming sicknesses tend to be things like food poisoning. Something like E Coli. That bacteria is found in fecal matter. Skippy say start digging and eating

if its cold where u live...take a shower and go outside for like a half hour... dont know why you would wanna get sick...i have a cold right now and wish it would go away. =P Best of luck on getting sick...lol

Mix orange juice and milk, you'll throw up like crazy

Ahhh exam time!!! Next time just study so you won't have to resort to harming yourself.

haha...*singing*...you have to go to schooooool!..x100 I remember those days..... 2 years ago...

Face your fears, don't be a coward.

u r sick