How long can chlamydia survive outside of the body?

Do i have chlamydia, UTI or is my body mad at me?

• recently, i have been experiencing some very odd things with my penis. one night, i decided i would have some alone time for myself and for the most part, spent the day watching porn and masturbating. i never actually got the time to finish off as i got called into work suddenly and took a 3 hour shift. when i got home, i noticed that my penis was stuck to my boxers and there was lint collected about the head of my penis. it startled me to say the least, so i showered, and then went to finish what i had set off to do all the day before. my erection was normal, semen was normal and i ejaculated all the same as i typically do. there was no irritation, no painful ejaculation. everything went as it has been for the past 7 years that i have been actively masturbating. the next day i woke up to check again and i squeezed out a very small amount of white fluid. it was a VERY small amount but it still scared me. so i called and got ahold of the last two partners i had sex with since June of 2011. One was on depo birth control and required testing to get it and the other, my ex, says she has not had any sex without me since her ex in august. i took it into consideration that both are telling the truth or both could be lying and i should do whats best for me. i am going to get tested tomorrow to be on the safe side. but since then the "symptoms" have gone down. i woke up this morning and found a little bit more after a regular masturbation and ejaculation that again wasnt painful or different in anyway. i swabbed it with my fingers to study it a bit and noticed that it turned clear, like sperm does as it sits exposed to oxygen. i am narrowing down what could be the case here, either chlamydia, gonorrhea or maybe my body just got upset at my irregular masturbating the day before and not getting off? i know that excessive masturbation can also lead to weak semen and sperm valves so of course it would be leaking and now, going on to the third morning, the sticky discharge is still clear yet also whittling down to how i normally was before this all happened. i urinate frequently, because of my paranoia and need to check myself to see how my unit is doing, not because of the classic chlamydia infection causing me to urinate. my urine has not been painful. they have been yellow but clearing up due to my excessive water intake. i also read that it could just be a UTI, but i want second opinions. Is it gonorrhea, chlamydia, my body being pissed at me masturbating and not getting off or a UTI?

• Answer:

  UTI's cause a burning sensation after urination that makes an individual feel like they have to urinate again...and again...and again. for HOURS after the first urination. be glad you dont have this & be sure to wash your hands thoroughly with soap before you masturbate...do not push the tip of your penis into/along naturally unsterile surfaces while doing so if you want to avoid catching a UTI thats all i have to say about that