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How quickly can you get diabetes?

How can I get Diabetes really fast?

  • For the strangest reason I cannot comprehend, I have recently been stricken with a sudden urge to get Diabetes, and I need some help to do it. If you have Diabetes then can you PLEASE share your secrets with me, or tell me the FASTEST way to get it? Any help is appreciated ;)

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    Simply put, let diabetics spit in your mouth. Most surefire way to do it.

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Maybe you should lay in a tanning bed for 12 hours and get skin cancer instead.

Jazzy

Uh WTF bro?

Matt

wow i sure hope this is a joke because having diabetes is not something that you want to have. you can die from it. it can cause many different types of problems that you really don't want like heart dis. limb amputations just to name a few. you also could have to give your self a shot every day of medicine maybe even more than once a day. along with pills to help control it and even that may not do it. if this is not i joke i beg of you to reconsider trying to do this to yourself.

gama

You're Insane

Len

Find a fat boys penis

Tobi

Eat lots and lots of junk food

marlen

okay this is what happened to me i ate a TON of fruits and veggies that like all i ate!!!!and now i have them not pleasant you shouldn't do it why? it sucks!

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Wtf! U do NOT want diabetes... My best freind got diabetes and she almost died... And u can't just get it either. It's a very serious disease.. U can go into a coma from having to high or low blood sugar..

Laura

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