How To Win The Lottery Guaranteed?

How to Beat the Lottery?

• Searching the Internet, I'm amazed at the number of programs claiming that those systems can win you the Lottery, well here is a foolproof way that anybody anywhere can beat the lottery system. It's so easy! (these facts are for United Kingdom Lottery, but can be adapted for any lottery). Tuesday! instead of playing Thunderball at £1 and Euromillions at £2, put the cash in a jar. Wednesday! instead of playing Lottery at £1 + Plus 5 at £1 + Thunderball at £1, put that in the jar. Friday! instead of playing Thunderball at £1 and Euromillions at £2, put the cash ina jar. Saturday! Put the £1 for Lottery, £1 for Plus 5 and £1 for Thunderball in the jar. Do this from now until Christmas, and walla! You've got over £500. Now, if anybody told you that you are guaranteed a £500 win every year from playing lottery games would you believe them? In fact, How much have yo ever won on the lottery in total. I bet very few have ever won anywhere near £500. That's the way to beat the Lottery! Remeber I said Beat the Lottery!

• Answer:

  Ohhhhh. I always thought you had to beat it with a wrench...