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How did bacon get in my ear?

  • I woke up and a piece of bacon fell out of my ear. I changed my sheets last week and haven't been near bacon since Tuesday. I showered before I went to bed,

  • Answer:

    a little piggy is making you pay.

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Perhaps someone who did eat bacon dropped some on your bed when they were sitting on it.

Amanda

Maybe u made out with a pig, and cooked him while u were sleep

Jay Randell

-__- Maybe it's your earwax. Edit: Well, wtf, it has to be. Or someone pranked you..

ArtisticPenguin

someone put it there

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