Can you drink absolute vodka by itself?

How can I drink vodka without the fumes taking over ?

• Well, I'm 13 and roughly 6 stone. I'm at a party and we have to down as much vodka as possible. It's Glens Vodka and I am determined to win to competition thing. Yes I know it's bad drinking underage but it's my choice. Anyway, how can I drink this vodka without the fumes of it making me feel 'meh'?

• Answer:

  Put salt in the water, boil the eggs, and immediately run cold water over them for several minutes. Then remove. There is one end of the egg that has an air pocket. Tap one end of the egg on a firm surface to crack the shell. You will be easily able to tell which end has the bubble. Once you've cracked the bubble end, peal from that end. The egg peals easier from that end. Also, fresh eggs are harder to peal. If you have time, let them set for a week. I don't know why letting them set for a week helps, but it does. I know the refrigerator dries out as it chills. It also is for that reason never leave champagne in the fridge for long. It dries out the cork and can spoil the wine.