How to make Turkey with pear-cardamom puree and caramel almonds?

STARBUCKS BARISTAS: how do you make a caramel macchiato?

• I've never worked at a Starbucks. And I keep getting customers in the coffee shop where I work asking for them. So I am all, er. And they are all, *expectant*. And I am all, well, um. *awkwardshuffle* Do /you/ know how to make one of those? 'Cause, uh. I've never worked at Starbucks and I don't know how to make one of those. And all I know is that it involves caramel and possibly vanilla? And also whipped cream? And they are all, you don't know how to make a caramel macchiato what kind of a barista ARE you anyway. And I am all, I'M SORRY PLZ FORGIVE ME. :( And then I am all, the dudes who order macchiatos here usually mean espresso with some pretty foam on top. Are you wanting a one of those with caramel? And they are all, -_- And then I am all, oh. /Oh/. Um. Would... would you like a tasty tasty caramel latte? I will put a pretty leaf-design on top if it will appease you! And they are all, -_- And then they are all, I think we will just get back in our car and drive until we find a Starbucks. And I am all, well, okay. :( And they are all, *shakin' off the dust of this place!* and also gone-never-to-return. And I am all, trying to decide if I should be offended or ashamed. Possibly I am ashamed. v_v Help? =D

• Answer:

  Shittily usually. Not worth 5 bucks