I need funny text messages...?

Me and my boyfriend are having a lil text message show down lol...You kno those stupid foward messages you always get on ur phone....I need some funny ones...Any ideas?!?!?!
Answer:

last night he came 2 me, he bit me and explored me. then he left.... i was hurt, that darn mosquito!

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i got one that said tomorrow is national hug a retard day. don't freak out like last year no one is trying to steal your damn helmet

Jonny B

Im at the police station now been done for drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample, they are now doin me for taking the piss.

UKPR0

I wanted to come visit you and spend a little time with you but the damn security guard wouldnt let me in the zoo....its all i got for now :P

Asuki

my daughter likes your mom yadayada like if he says getting a coke your moms getting a coke

carmellat922

Ill put you in my interesting questions, and get back to you. Star anyway! bananas

Lady_Breeze323

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