How can I get a loan without a job?

Can I get a loan without a job?

• I have just been made redundant at work and now looking at doing my IRATA Level 1 training cource for window cleaning. To get a job doing this I need to be self-employed to which I will need to buy the equipment for it. I will need about £2000. Can I get a loan anywhere without a job? Thanks Jack

• Answer:

  LOL Jack, I didn't even realise that you had to do a course in Window Cleaning. Prehistoric as this may sound I actually thought that window cleaning involved getting a few rags (an old torn up Tshirt would do), an old bucket or two, some washing up liquid, couple of sponges, a bottle of methylated spirits and a ladder - all this coupled with a lot of common sense which all human beings possess, would make a window cleaner. And once you have cleaned your first 10 windows you would then become an expert window cleaner. So I am completely baffled how you can possibly need to do a course in Window Cleaning let alone spend £2,000 on equipment? What are you buying? A couple of ladders or enough Scaffolding to last you your entire life? If you want my advice, forget about the miserable IRATA course, forget about the £2,000 and just buy the items I have mentioned (which should not cost you more than 100 quid) and then just go around your local streets cleaning windows. It is NOT rocket science and I certainly would not expect my window cleaner to have any degree!