We need a clever slogan for our Towing company - can you come up with one?

Hays County Towing, "Towing You Out of Trouble" Huh? Edit: The guy below that was lame, but LOL, that pretty funny haha.

We dont charge an arm and a leg, we want toes! Your blown gasket is our bread basket. Hay's Towing. Stay right there - we're on our way! Carburetor Schmarburetor - what you NEED is a tow truck. Your car is dead. You're stranded miles from anywhere. Hays has a tow truck - it's that simple. Hitch a ride with us. Hay's Towing. If your engine's glowing, call Hay's Towing. We cover Triple-A and all the other baseball leagues. Hay's Towing. Hay's Towing - harnessing the power of the Internet to get to your car quicker, cheaper, and smell better doing it. Hays's Towing, where humor is always appreciated. "Oh, I'm sorry, without your Triple-A card, I'm afraid I can't tow her one foot." Like calling the Paramedics for your car. Hay's Towing. Enthusiastic, never sarcastic. Hay's Towing. Where do you want it, winch? The Winch Who Saved Christmas. Hay's Towing. "OK, we just attach this hook to your steering wheel, and awaaaaay we go." Too late to save that car, but next time, call Hay's Towing. Hay's Towing - We also do slogans. Hay's Towing Slogans - We also tow cars. The only name synonymous with towing. Hay's. Drive her 'till she's dead. Then call Hay's to reel her back in. Like a gurney for your jalopy. Hay's Towing. Would you go to a sewer repairman to remove an abcessed tooth? No, so call Hay's Towing next time you need a tow truck. Jumper cables? Hell, we've got an entire elecrical storm on our trucks! Hay's Towing - we may exaggerate, but we're still the best. "But Daaad!" "I don't want to hear another word from you, young man. You're grounded." Hay's Towing. We can't bring your car back to life, but we CAN bring it back to the garage. Hays's Towing. The Rides of Your Lives. Hay's Towing. Your future is in good hands. Hay's Towing. No matter what, it's just a car. At Hay's Towing, we understand that. You know those guys who use four horses and some rope to bull the dead bull from the bull ring after the bullfight? Hay's Towing. Congratulations - it's a girl! Hays's Towing. When it won't stop snowing, you can depend on Hays's Towing. This Thanksgiving, remember to put gas in your car before you leave Grandma's house. But should you forget...Hay's Towing. "Yes, hi, my car is stran-hey, the tow truck's already here. How'd he do that?" Hay's Towing - Expert Tow Truck operators, and psychic too. Sorry, daddy couldn't make it. Hay's Towing. Is that road kill, or are you just happy to see us? Hay's Towing. Hay's Towing. We could go on all night telling how great we are, but eventually you'll want to get out of the freezing rain and get to a garage. Intimate, sensual, prohibitively expensive. Then there's Hays's Towing. Hay's Towing. Better than all the rest - we have to be. We do only one thing, but we do it better than anyone else alive. Anywhere. Guaranteed. Hay's Towing. When your car's no longer going. Hay's Towing.

You call we Haul. Just say, HAYs! county towing. When your in a daze call hays, county towing. On those unfortunate days, call hays.

You maul 'em, We haul 'em!

I have a 1959 Chevrolet Apache Tow Truck. It is just a Classis. The other Day I heard a diesel out side and out of curiousity my wife and I went to see what happened. Well a trucker came home for the xmas holiday. a few days before ot had rained quite a lot. this is california and we have very sandy soil. he was up to the tanks in the area he was at. well i thought that maybe i could help him get out of the mess he was in. By this time a gathering of neighbors were trying to decide if I was unstable. Well he tied it with a strap and I hooked the hooks to him Raised him a little and I did the biggest wheelly ever and then settled into a pulling him slowly and gradually he started coming out of the hokle he had dug himself. well just in case his boss called for him to go to work he was ready. This is somewhat a David and Goliath story. You can take a photo of a 1 ton Chevy Apache 38 tow truck and have him sitting there and work my story into all this. I could E-Mail you a photo

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How 'bout "Why mess it up when you can wreck it up?"

If you can't go, call Hays County Tow

Tow be or not tow be.