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If an alien spaceship landed in your yard, what would you do?

My spaceship crash landed...?

  • My spaceship crash landed in a field when I left the planet zygron. I need parts to fix it up to get home, where can I go for these parts and will I need what you earthlings call money?

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    The torsional vector oscillator almost always goes in field crashes, and the occipital vendor is also a problem in 74% of non-scheduled landing incidents. The kitchen equipment in outlets with a bright yellow 'M' above them has little to do with food, and ought in fact to furnish relevant shield buffing factors. The 'money' question is related to size. If you are above 8 zogs high, you do not need money, but be careful not to step on buildings. If you are under 20 micro-zogs in height then you do not need money, but you might need a lift to reach the equipment you seek, but be careful of what earthlings call 'pets'. Between these heights you will need money. If from a species with a large and decorative flange, you might find that female humans will give you money in return for letting them oscillate it. Consider the hazards in the field. You will readily assimilate what they call 'chemical fertiliser' but beware 'slurry'... Always keep your dwile flonked, and your grube uprated. Meme the thermo-plas, and ALWAYS fill your bottle at bed-time!

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Dunno. However, if you come across a plasma field stabilising coil for a class 5 marauder can you give me a shout? xxB

Veston Pants

You can have my spaceship. I have decided to stay her on earth as I have made quite a life for myself now. I will post you the digi boom boom (keys)

Amy_Lou

You are from outer space and yet your nick is.....rob?! Lol, or is this just a cover up to fit in with all us humans? Try the local scrap yard rob, if its a good one, you will find what you need in there!

Liggy Lee

Dude, welcome to the A**-end of nowhere. The bad news is that we just don't have the technology to fix your spaceship, unless duct tape and rubber bands are gonna do the trick. The good news is that YOU ARE NOT ALONE! We have lots of aliens living amongst us, I recommend a career in Politics or the media, which Xenos like yourself tend to do very well in. Good Luck. Yes you will need money.

mince42

Comin' over 'ere takin' our jobs!

hope you haven't landed in a council estate on the outskirts of Birmingham because when you get back you'll find there's no wheels and it's jacked up on a couple of old bricks

gorgeousfluffpot

Yep, duct tape fixes anything!

There is a specialist shop that you can use. It's called UFOs R Us. You will need no earth money, they take zygrona. They stock parts for all known space craft.

unicorn867

I once met a Leprechaun, I called him an alien. He said in a broad Irish accent who are you calling an alien, if it come to a matter of time, I have more right to live here then any human alive today. Because he said he was created in Ireland 3 or 4 thousand years ago. We were meeting inside a flying saucer, there where also other humans there and some that were aliens. The saucer is electrically powered with H.V. "static". These beings can use very little, to do much. I sincerely believe this, does that mean I'm mad? Or perhaps I'm to speak about it.

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