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Would it be possible to fit a rocket motor to my car?

  • Would it be possible to fit a rocket motor to my car like the one on the Batmobile but perhaps not so big. I want to play a prank on my driver (Michelle, she is 28) so that when I ask her to fetch the car from my garage the rocket will engage and zoom her forward into the cow dung field a terrific speed.

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    I say, Scoundrel, you don't miss a trick, do ya! Hate to say it but it seems you're every bit as wiley as your old aunt Hattikins... and maybe then some. This Michelle sounds like the perfect dupe for hilarious pranks like the one you've just described. What is she, a temp? Can I borrow her? I believe she's already done the rounds! But, anyway, your question - I may be able to help. Would a "Pocket Rocket" be suitable? I have a spare one, used but still with plenty of go in it! PS; I don't recommend hamsters at all. Neither do the nursing staff at my local A&E

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Just have her use your bidet. That should be thrilling enough for the young lady.

What?

Don't even think about it! Didn't that same prank cost you your last driver and a few cows? Have it pointed towards the lake, that would be safer.. Good cows are hard to find nowadays..

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YES Look at old Roadrunner cartoon shows for the specs.

Jesus freak

Everything is possible, however, Mr. Brown our erstwhile PM has nailed the problem down and while he was chancellor, imposed a little known stealth tax on rocket propelled cars, it is rated at 6,000% on the cost of aviation fuel. So a 30 second burn will set you back £73,652. 11p. plus VAT which comes to £86,541. 22p. The dry cleaning for the results of your little jape is also subject to a little known stealth tax under the heading of 'Dry cleaning as a result of being propelled into cow dung by rocket propelled car' is subject to VAT at the higher rate of 720%. So Scoundrel, your little bit of fun will set you back about a 100 thou. Also the penalty for upsetting the natives on this site will result in you being excluded and publicly chastised. This is your caveat, should you wish to proceed.

Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe.

I dunno but it sounds like a fab idea! I love it! I want one now too!

Av

You may remember something similar happening to Richard Hammond. A rocket car going wrong and planting him head first in the soil with a serious brain injury. Your Michelle does not have the looks, wit or personality of the Hamster, but I think this is a little cruel. Why not just put cow dung in her bed? :-) ADD: Indeed he did, if he didn't it would have been such a waste! Anyway, I beg to differ about the comparison you make - your dearest Michelle is just not my type!

midnight_ashes

It's not rocket science...just mount the engine ....give it a fuel supply and electricity and zoom zoom zoom in to the dung ya go.

Kenneth S

I take it you don't work for health and safety. I get the feeling Michelle won't see 29.

deadloud

Anything with enough money, you would need about $50,000 to start. I'm also reasonably sure it is something she might notice BEFORE getting in the car.

Don W

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