Whats the lamest pick-up line u've heard (used)?

my name is Rick but you can call me "tonight"

You look really hot, can I check you for SARS?

My marriage isn't recognized in the states. (Used on me from a gentleman from Quebec)

honestly they have actualy used. if you were a booger i'd pick you first. I laughed cuz i'm that type of person and we talked almost the entire night it was cool.

Anything that begins with "So, uhh..."

Hey, baby. Y'unto. I thought I would die laughing, to have actually heard someone use that. The guy was a little put out. *lmao*

Lick your finger touch the girl and say "Whadda ya' say we get out these wet clothes?" One of my friends used this line in a bar once, the girl laughed and they spent the rest of that night together.

I have a Quagmire's "Lines for lovin' the Ladies" poster hanging in my room for laughs. I'll give you some of the lines off of it. *Lets only let latex stand between our love. *I'm an organ donor, need anything? *Beauty is only a light switch away. *Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you? *Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night. *Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

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