How Many Days And Sleeps Till Christmas?

The 12 days of christmas?

• I am making a new version of the 12 days of Christmas for the Zombie Apocalypse and I am stuck on the third day. So far I have: On the first day of Christmas, The zombies gave to me, My family trying to eat me! On the second day of Christmas, The zombies gave to me Two bloody gloves, And my family trying to eat me! Can you give me some ideas for the 3rd day and if you have any suggestions on the 2nd day that could make it better, please tell me! But the ending words of the days have to rhyme with the original song, like me and tree rhyme and gloves and doves rhyme. Oh and please tell me if you have any ideas for the other 9 days.....

• Answer:

  On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, my family trying to eat me! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, And my family trying to eat me! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, And my family trying to eat me! On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, And my family trying to eat me! On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings And my family trying to eat me! On the six day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, And my family trying to eat me! On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming And my family trying to eat me! On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming eight limbs a-rotting, And my family trying to eat me! On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming eight limbs a-rotting, nine hordes advancing, And my family trying to eat me! On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming eight limbs a-rotting, nine hordes advancing, ten million craftily creeping, And my family trying to eat me! On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming eight limbs a-rotting, nine hordes advancing, ten million craftily creeping, eleven sneakily sniping, And my family trying to eat me! On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming, eight limbs a-rotting, nine hordes advancing, ten million craftily creeping, eleven sneakily sniping, And my family trying to eat me! On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two bloody gloves, three murdered friends, four beheaded nerds, five ears of kings, six babies for buffeting, seven trees with bodily trimming, eight limbs a-rotting, nine hordes advancing, ten million craftily creeping, eleven sneakily sniping, twelve flesh bracelets unbecoming, And my family trying to eat me!