So bored, give me some story ideas?

You were masturbating and you fleshed the toilet and the *** went down into the sewer and and emptyed itno a ocean when someone was swimming in there she got pregnant, so you have to figure out who the **** the babby belongs to. You find out its chuck norris

ok this is a good one ive been saving up. so a t-rex who is actually sherlock holmes is investigating a murder of some hookers in an alley in future space london. while at the scene he notices a sexy ground hog that he falls in love with but she gets stolen away by his arch nemesis megatron who sends his army of christmas trees armed with slap chops after t-rex sherlock. then theres lots of future space car case scenes full of future space explosions. t-rex sherlock beats megatron in a fight with ice swan statues, then takes the sexy ground hog in his tiny t-rex arms and kisses her passionately but the ground hog than explodes cause it was actually a bomb the whole time.

The best writers are those who think for themselves rather than letting others do it for them. If you don't think own life isn't interesting enough to fill your head with creative ideas for a good story, how do you expect to write a story that others would actually want to read, regardless of whose idea the story line is? So...in any event. I guess I'm waiting to get my butt kicked. Maybe you should consider giving yourself a swift kick in the pants while you're at it. I think you need it more than I do.

Write a story where everyone secretly cheats on each other...like where the husband cheats on the wife..but the wife also cheats on the husband..and they go thru a whole bunch of trouble to keep the secret of them cheating..but they all eventually discover they've been cheating on each other.. something like that XD

People are nice, good luck

A young man, mid-twenties, after witnessing the death of his mother bursts out in an uncontrollable, adrenaline-filled rage. When he is finished killing the murderer, he becomes excited and then angry at himself for feeling that way. When he returns home, he realizes he had been asked by the LAPD to track down a serial killer. The serial killer, who once was a priest, had become obsessed with making the events in the Book of Revelation come to pass, and so had gone murderously insane. The young man begins hunting down the priest while at the same time trying to conceal from public view the relationship he is having with his cousin who, at the time of the story, is nearing the end of her pregnancy with his son. At the climax of the story, the priest is holding the cousin hostage, but helps deliver the baby when she goes into labor. When the baby and cousin are both safe, the priest, realizing what he had done, coaxes the man into an adjacent room. The priest then asks the man to kill him, and though the man goes along with it to start, he then wrestles the priest to the ground. As the priest is arrested, the man's relationship with his cousin is revealed to the public eye and he becomes the subject of intense controversy, at which point the novel ends. Hope that isn't too detailed. ;)