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Do dogs & cats have twins?

Why can't dogs or cats ever turn into men and women?

  • They make the greatest pets. Dogs are always loyal no matter what. Cats don't require your undivided attention 24/7. You can leave for an extended period of time without being bombarded with questions once you come home. Dogs and cats don't talk out the sides of their mouths. They don't run off with other dogs and cats, nor do they ditch you for another owner because he has more money and whatnot. Dogs and cats don't stay with their abusive owners and then give Nancy Kerrigan's infamous "why me?" speech so the rest of the world will feel sorry for them. They don't sit around and gossip, stir up drama, and spread rumors around like viruses. Both are keen on detecting who will be a suitable owner and who isn't. They don't deliberately seek the most dysfunctional person on earth thinking they can change him. Dogs and cats aren't superficial. I have a cat of my own. She's my four-legged princess. Why is it so hard to find people that have all these traits? Why can't dogs and cats cook, clean, wash dishes, and do housework like men and women can? Why can't I put another person on a leash or like him/her up in a kennel when the time comes? Why can't I make men and women use the litter box instead of hogging my bathroom?

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    Because basically...they're better than us. Be it evolution, the eating of the fruit of knowledge or whatever you believe in-mankind separated himself consciously from animals all while still being one. Is it any wonder that all the ills of the world are the result of a species that considers itself the guardian of it? Consider-ethics, morality, justice, laws, nations, race and class-all concepts created by us to instill order on what we erroneously believed to be disorder. In truth, nature takes care of herself far better than we ever could. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AofanaDkyO2cKKWoO2LNsvHsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091002120839AAVeLVT&show=7#profile-info-9VfshSAmaa http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090923053722AAWUUc3&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwe8e.DQFA8dVw2WT.X6IJB3RK6tpROJM1ts-&paid=add_watch http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Amfoa_ExoKOJy8qvdXTIgzTty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090922165007AAhM5WA&show=7#profile-info-LTS3GCpQaa

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erm... your cat can't cook? I would have that checked out, i mean, come on. My cat makes an awesome lasagne (she's italian). :P

Maciek

*looks at Dark Eyes with big puppy dog eyes and rolls over* I thought men tend to hump legs every chance they get and slobber over women on a daily basis, while women are busy cleaning themselves and purring for attention when they want something. *gasp* the parallels are astounding. :P *claps hands* Biscuit..please! ;)

Dubs

Oh...yea. That's exactly what I want to come home to... My guy dropping and rolling for a belly rub. Don't forget, too... Cat's disappear for days on end, too. They're usually up to "no good". Moral...be careful what you wish for. @Dubs...LMAO! Yea. How could I forget about humping my leg?

dark eyes

good question, especially since some men can turn into "pussycats" and some women into real "beeches". But i loved my dog while i had him, even though he never put the vacuum away when he was finished using it.

good guy

If they did all those traits you like about them would go. Why? Because humans have bigger brains.

☆pURple♀WHIMsey☆

I have both dogs and cats and they are my children . And like children they can be a pain in the butte too - but like children I love them .

bluechristy

If you lie still long enough, a dog or a cat will eat you.

silverbullet

I live with my cat, my boyfriend comes round at weekends. Its PURRRFECT! lol

Mabel B

because that's what humans are for... sucks but like any of us had a choice in that....

♫ Mad Luv ♫ aka ~Pril~

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