What's your best chat up line? :)?

"Hi, wanna screw?" Then hold out a screw in the palm of my hand. Ok, haven't done it but maybe I should.

" I have boobs and a vag, wanna go out with me?"

A funny one I saw is "I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your place?" And a funny guy can pull this one off or it'll come off creepy: "I'm going to commit suicide on Saturday...do you want to go out Friday night?"

Silence

"Do you want to come over and see my itchings ............ er, I mean etchings."

"You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."

dont really like chat up lines, unless it is someone who is naturally funny they just come across as cheesy. actually i have only had one guy come up and say to me once "your so hot that when i look at you i get a tan" haha wtf??! in general though irish lads just shout something at you from a distance like, "look at yer one, t*ts on her!", or they sometimes just like to grab you lol! prob seems weird to other people but i think that is how most irish guys my age behave!

Yes, it's my real name.

g'day