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I want to become ruler of the planet earth?

• Can you all worship me? I'm like a super genius and if everyone came to me for guidance I would be best for our planet. Let's see, well, for one, instead of wars, I'd tell people to have psychic meditation battles long distance. If people still think killing is cool, I'd tell them to try killing themselves' first to see how they like it. Je parle aussi le français, y sé el español completamente un poco también. Besides, I want to be the first person to skateboard on the moon. If you're not already convinced to vote me ruler of the planet, well, I want to save all endangered species of animals within my power, I want to eliminate human to animal murder permanently, or at least reduce human consumption of meat so that we can enhance our food and water supply. This is because of course, I am vegan! That means I would not even kill a fly. I am very sharp minded and meditate and do yoga daily. If you voted me for ruler of the planet I would skateboard for town to town and skate with you if you skateboard, and I would make scootering against the law, and I would eliminate our need for cars and create everyone hoverboards. I would eliminate tax and I would use all the money we spend on wars as a whole for food, clothes, shelter, and education for the youth of our planet forever so we can explore time and space in peace forever! Besides that, I would make microchips against the law of the planet, and I would eliminate our government and let people under the age of 20 run our government because old people do not know how to do anything right! Are you with me?! Well, other than Ron Paul so I'd give him one chance, but if he slipped up, I should really take our planet over from there. Other than that, I would eliminate the war on drugs and I'd use an atomic bomb to smoke a 150 ton Goddy to celebrate the end of the war! How on Mars can you not vote for me to be the ruler of planet earth? Oh, and I'd eliminate currency and we could pay each other in objects, weed, or food. If everyone centered into a new state of conscious I could take our planet into the fifth dimension. I would also erase our learning curriculum and create a free system of learning where everyone learns what they want to learn about, after of course learning five different languages by age 10. That way we could all speak to each other no matter where we're from! Or, we could all learn how to speak to each other telepathically and there would be no reason for arguing or fighting, and instead of fighting wars anymore, we could all pet bunny rabbits, cats, and dogs instead. So are you with me? Do I have your vote? If so, I guarantee everyone a life supply of water, clothes, delicious vegan food, and shelter, and we can live among animals and plants no matter if they're illegal or not now, and what ever we do not like on our planet we can eliminate through positiveness and help-fullness towards each other and our mothers and our brothers and our sisters and our fathers and our sons and daughters, cats cows crows and water! Well, if you vote for me, I'd make all ski resorts free to go to and have free snowboards for everyone as well, and free skateboards made from bamboo and hemp so that when they break we can make chairs and houses out of them. Other than that, I'd let humans explore their consciousnesses in any way shape or form, and I would simply not be a ruler, but just some DMT smoking self jeweled dribbling basketball elf garden gnome from the ninth dimension listening to M83 and The Greatful Dead. I'd write books about how much I like turtles and dolphins, and I'd sit in my backyard meditating all day while taking heroic doses of mushrooms, salvia divinorum, and other mind altering substances to make me super awesome towards everything! What do you say? Is this not convincing enough?! Oh, and I'd take away psychiatric hospitals and fire all those doctors and make them do dishes for the entire community for the rest of their lives. As well as that, I'd spank the doctors who drugged up all of our children and friends and family members. I'd also eliminate all negative synthetic drugs like heroin, all psych meds, Meth, Crack cocaine, cocaine, and all other addictive poisonous toxins and I'd eliminate humanities need for oil consumption and create mega highways with free hotels and smoothly paved surfaces to ride our skateboards and hoverboards over! And I'd give everyone a free bike if they trade in their cars to make all of the cars into giant skatepark obstacles so that our planet can be... a mega park! Thank you vote Mike Weckstein for ruler of the planet

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  Some great ideas! I especially like the vegan part and the elimination of car dependence. I would reinstitute French as the lingua franca of the world. Design townhouse communities with continuous awnings, so when it rains, people can walk everywhere in town with out getting wet.