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Whats a cool comeback to tell someone if they dared to you to start a fight with a guy?

• Your Open QuestionShow me another » People dared me to fight some guy and i want a cool way to tell them no? tomorrow people will dare me in school to fight with a guy that i fought before and i want a cool comeback by telling them i don't want to fight not that im scared or nothing but i dont like to start a fight i fight when they wanna fight want to fight with me like if someone insulted me i fight them but if they didnt do anything to me then i ignore him first i thought of telling him i don't want any problem but then im afraid they will think im week and when they think im week school will be my prison for the next until i finish school cause there all gonna pick on me because they will think im a piece of crap and im not telling the teachers no matter what so what do i do if they come up to me whats a cool way to just tell them i don't want to fight with him like a quick comeback you know what im saying please if your gonna tell me to just tell him no i dont want to fight or just tell the teachers then please dont answer i said i wanna tell him a cool comeback telling him no is a week comeback to them

• Answer:

  Tell them....'I pick my own battles, and fight for 'my' reasons. I already fought this guy before and won (if you did) or if not.....and that's history. I move on. You want to see somebody fight him?...Then you fight him....... Another line might be....'Dare's are kids stuff....I don't do stuff just because someone says they 'dare' me to...What grade are you in!....You want to dare me to do something....how about daring me to punch you right in the face, because if you don't stop bugging me I might be in the mood to do that.'