What should I do to become a HRM?

What would happen to me and become of me, if it was possible to become a character in the lionking world?

• and I would become a tiny bug in the jungle, and I would meet Simba or Simba would just see me on a tree stump? Would he know it is me or would he just think I am a bug, what would he do with me would he understand me if I would yell at him and if he would not, what would become of me and happen if he would swallow me? What if Simba and Timon and Pumbaa would make a bug slurping contest, would they understand when i would yell at them? Where would I go then and what would happen to me, if Simba would reach for me and would hold me in front of him? Would be cool if you could describe that if it were happened and my journey through Simba, what would I become and what would I be, how would I look like after, would I still be me and would Simba know what he is doing or would he just not care thinking I am a bug or even would not understand me or believe me I would need help and I am from the human world? Writing back, bye!!!

• Answer:

  IIght patrick i'm bored and your question interested me... this will be long... Patrick is flying through the jungle when he stopped on a tree stump for food. While eating at two smaller bugs that had landed on the same stump a wilder beast and a meerkat named pumbaa and timon respectively were cruising through the jungle playing tag with their lion friend Simba. The chase seems intense until pumbaa's stomach started growling. "UGHH Pumbaa we just ate" groaned Timon. " But timon that was like.... 10 minutes ago" Pumbaa complained "just one bug" "FINE!!!" Suddenly a big ball of fur came bnounding towards them causing Pumbaa to let out a loud ear piercing scream. The ball starts to unroll and shows to be Simba who is now in a daze, "Uh guys why did we stop playing" Simba asked sounding type disappointed. "Pumbaa here got hungry again" Timon rolled his eyes. Simba let out a hearty laugh... "well how bout we have a bug eating contest" Pumbaa eyes lit up lke jack-o-laterns Well patrick had heard all of this and was preparing to fly away but he noticed that he had stepped into something sticky. He looked down and to his demised he found that one of his legs were caught in some tree sap. "DAMN" he cursed Timon, Pumbaa and Simba were going around looking for bugs and Patrick knew he only had a small window of time to get away. Using all his might to get out the sap he managed o move a little. "DAMN!!!" he curssed again While busy with his situation he didn't notice Simba Bounding towards his stump... "Now look what we have here" Simba smiled. "What, What is it??" Pumbaa and Timon Asked in an EEire unison "It's a rare Y!A asker bug" Simba said licking his lips "They're tasty" "Can i have it Pumbaa hungrily asked. "Nope... i Found it so i eat it" Simba teased. Patrick noticed the argument going on above him and knew that he was dead. His whole life begin t flash before his eyes and he remembered a memory that he hadn' remembered before... it was one of him and a small, small lion cub that he had made friends wit and when he looked at simba he realized that he was that cub... Patrick knew that if he could get simba to remember than he would surely be safe... Long story short patrick was eaten and just when you thought all hope was lost he saw a light and realized simba's stomach was the way to the human world The end *Yea... i lost my motivation* Best answer??? No ?? :-( okay i understand