How can an MMA Company compete with the UFC?

My dreams. Is this life plan legitimate?

• My goal in life is do become a French Foreign Legioneer, a US Army Ranger, and later in life a UFC fighter. Yes I know, very ambitious. I am an excessively ambitious young man. Don't worry about my preparations, I am already preparing myself for this life. I run long distance every day, research qualifications, and I train at a mixed martial arts gym, I am getting better and better each and every day. My life plan is to graduate from high school and at the age of 18, fly over to France and serve a five year contract in the Legion until 23. I then plan to join the National Guard and use their program to attain a two or four year degree, training for MMA and going to the dojo and such. After completion, I plan to use some accumulated leave to continue training for MMA and then eventually do a two year Rangers contract. This should take me to the age of either 29 or 31. Is it realistic that I could compete in the top tier promotion? I believe it is possible, if a long shot.

• Answer:

  Why wait to train for MMA? We have plenty of MMA training in the Legion. It is one of our favorite pastimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jz94Xm9G9E We learn Krav Maga... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfqOMKpmFE If you are going to be getting your face beat in I wouldn't waste my time going to school. You will suffer brain damage. Stick with the Legion for 15 years and pull your pension at 33. You get 45 days of leave a year so that gives plenty of time to go to MMA tournaments. You won't be able to join the Rangers as the 5 year block in your record will keep you from getting security clearance.