Where can I read the current breaking in Kenya?

IF YOU'VE READ BREAKING DAWN READ THIS!!!?

• this is so funny. this guy mark reads breaking dawn and he writes about it. he writes about this chapter in scenes. IT'S ONLY FUNNY IF YOU HAVE READ BREAKING DAWN ALREADY. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN YET IT'S NOT FUNNY. "CHAPTER 22: PROMISED Twilight: An Act In Multiple Parts Act 194 Scene 5 [We open on the lush forests of Forks, Washington. BELLA and EDWARD are staring at each other with loving sex eyes. This continues until it is apparent the audience watching them becomes visibly awkward. EDWARD: Let us run through the forest while holding hands!1 BELLA: Yes! Also, tell me about my daughter, because I've already forgotten about her. I know, I know, it's only been three days, but she's like a distant memory!2 EDWARD: She's like nothing else in the world. BELLA: What does she look like? EDWARD: Since you can't remember your own child, let me explain. She's a perfect mix between you, me, and Charlie.3 That's probably creepy, but who cares! We are in love and we are vampires and we are utterly perfect! BELLA: It's so great being white and rich and able-bodied! EDWARD: Oh, by the way, Jacob is hanging out with your child and has been this whole time. I'm not going to tell you why, but for the next 20 pages, I'll constantly refer to it and then refuse to tell you what I'm talking about.4 BELLA: Oh, Edward, it's just like old times! [The two embrace and disappear off stage.] Scene 6 [BELLA and EDWARD arrive at the Cullen residence but are stopped by JACOB, SETH, and LEAH, who are waiting outside.] JACOB: It's time for Bella's test, Edward. EDWARD: Oh, right, yet another thing we've forced Bella to do without talking to her or asking her permission. We are awesome friends.5 [JACOB steps up to BELLA, who is being restrained by EDWARD. SETH and LEAH both move behind JACOB in a defensive position.] JACOB: Go on. Smell me.6 BELLA: This is really strange. Also, you are acting strange too. I don't know what's going on. EDWARD: Just do as we say. We clearly know more about you than you do. BELLA: What's going on? Are you two keeping secrets from me?7 JACOB: Don't worry about it. We'll tell you later. BELLA: Ok, I guess. So I'm going to smell you now. [BELLA leans in to Jacob and smells his neck. There's a brief moment of hesitation before she wrinkles her nose in disgust.] BELLA: Wow, you really do smell. OK I PASSED THE TEST. Can I finally see my daughter? EDWARD: Yes, but we're all going to treat you like you're a monster who is going to murder us all and your child in the next 10 seconds.8 BELLA: You guys are the best." LOL! there is heaps more just go to the website. http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/6606411/mark-reads-breaking-dawn-chapter/ i don't know why i'm telling you guys about this. i just think it's really funny :D tell me what you think about it

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  Haha not funny and I'm pretty sure other people are pretening to think its funny for ten points. I found it dumb and really juvenille. The writing in general is poor and childish.