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Funny quotes from your favorite tennis player!?

  • I've got a few quotes from Roger Federer which I found amusing! They are from through out his career! Interviewer: "After you had won Wimbledon, you were given a cow called Juliette when you returned to Switzerland. Is there another Juliette waiting for you?" Federer: "I hope not. By the way Juliette is expecting a calf." Interviewer: "Congratulations!" Federer: "Thanks, but I’m not the father." "He's got a big game, definitely. He's got a very big serve. He can still improve his consistency on the serve, because I think he could have a great serve. He returns well. He has his weaknesses, but there's not a weakness that stands out, especially on the grass." -- Roger Federer, kind of praising Mardy Fish. Asked what it feels like to be the World No. 1, Roger jokingly replied: "It's great. Everybody suddenly rates my good strokes as outstanding, and my poorer strokes as almost outstanding." After the match against Ferrero at AO: Mac: How do you manage to keep to cool and calm? Rogi: Actually I don't, I just have a good poker face but inside I'm nervous. Mac: Do you think you play with alot of confidence and think you can hit winners from anywhere in the court? Rogi: Well, No.1's have to be confident so yeah, I think I am. (smiling) ROGER FEDERER: Yeah, I remember this one time when I went on a vacation on the Maldives. That was in the year 2001, I think. I went to this spa. I went to walk around with my girlfriend. I walk in, and we want to book a spa. This guy goes, "AHH, I remember you. You beat Sampras. I saw you on TV." That was like, really, how can you remember me? This guy has probably never been off his island and still knows me. I was a little bit shocked. Then I went to play tennis with him because he was actually the tennis teacher. It was nice. Q. Were you naked at the time in the spa? ROGER FEDERER: No. It was at the front desk. I didn't walk in naked. A good and very perceptive quote from Federer, that last one... people do tend to fete to the skies some of the weaker elements of his game. Ah, Martin is always good quote value. At last year's US Open a reporter observed after one of his early matches, "It's fair to say you've been contemplating retirement", to which he responded drily "If you say it is", and then when another journalist mentioned that he was one of the oldest players in the draw he replied "I'm younger than you, though." After Federer's win over Tim Henman: Q. How are you going to celebrate this? ROGER FEDERER: What shall I do? Start dancing (laughter)? Quote of Nadals I found this to funny I just had to share it! "Is necessary to attack to the Iraq, no? For they to having massive arms of detructionating. Saddam is bad man, and he have to be broughten to the justice, truth. I not think international pression will work, only a war."- 17 yo Rafael Nadal on Iraq War I better stop now but there's so many funny quotes from Federer! Lol!

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    basically anything from andy roddick, heres a few... "It comes from playing like s**t. Why would I feel confident right now? If that was the case, I don't think we'd be sitting here having this funeral-like press conference. It's just weird because, I used to like hit for a half hour and then go eat Cheetos the rest of the day, come out and drill forehands. Now I'm really trying to make it happen, being professional, really going for it, and I miss my Cheetos." -- Andy Roddick speaking with reporters on the source of his frustration and lack of confidence after his loss to Igor Andreev at Indian Wells. "As good as anybody not named Roger." -- Andy Roddick on his chances at the US Open. "Rod-dick...I had years of psychological issues with that." -- Andy Roddick. "Hey -- you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza." -- Andy Roddick, calling out to firefighters in the process of rescuing Roddick and other hotel guests from a fire in Rome. "No, if I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match. If you got the guns, go for it. I got two breadsticks sticking out of my sleeve. I'll stick with sleeves." -- Andy Roddick, when asked if he would be going with the sleeveless look made popular by James Blake at the Australian Open I loveee Andy Roddick :)

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Andy Roddick after losing to Federer Sorry Pete I tried stopping him, I really tried

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"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife." "As long as I can get angry, then I play well. If I play well, I can beat everybody. I am happy because I am getting angry." -Ilie nastase "You cannot be serious! That ball was on the line" -john mcenroe "I wouldn't want to go to a sports psychiatrist, because when you're finished, you come out more crazy than you go in." "I still break rackets, but now I do it in a positive way." "My fines? I pay more fines than some guys' career prize money on the tour." "I have so many runner-up cups that I am thinking of starting my own tea shop." "Today's players, they do not know how. If you are going to throw it, you break it. You have to show commitment." (on throwing rackets) "He might be the reigning champion, but I'm the undefeated champion." Talking about facing 2002 Wimbledon Champion Lleyton Hewitt. Ivanišević, the 2001 Wimbledon Champion, did not play Wimbledon in 2002 due to injury. -goran ivanisevic these guys had real anger issues and thats why i liked them.

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"The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court and myself"

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Nadal: "I have pain here, in my famous ****." Federer: "Number 2, number 3 it doesn't matter. All that matters is number 1."

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